Archive for July, 2008

What if I turned off the information spigot?

Monday, July 28th, 2008

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What’re you lookin’ at?

An experiment I’m going to try:

  1. Cut the daily intake of information to a bare minimum: work and personal e-mails that need answering, the business news I need so I can write my professional blog, and little else. Almost all of this will be accomplished sitting at my desk at work.
  2. Work steadily through the piles of articles, books, lists, magazines, clippings, notes, sketches, charts, newsletters, graphs, folders, maps, outlines, correspondence, journals, drafts, notebooks, government documents, calendars, photocopies, receipts, index cards, and other detritus that clutter my desk, my files, my bookcases, and my laptop’s hard drive.
  3. Repeat Step 2 until the decks are well and truly clear.
  4. Record my observations on the results for your edification.

My prediction is that calibrating “a bare minimum” for Step 1 will take a lot of effort, not from a technical standpoint so much as an emotional standpoint. My habits around blog-reading and the like are well-engrained, and I get a lot of daily social interaction — along with a flood of information — via Twitter. The valves on those particular bitpipes are likely to be rusted in the open position.

My hope is that this will let me draw closer, with each passing day, to my large goals, including

  • earning my Ph.D.;
  • establishing my bloggerish benevolent hegemony; and
  • writing books.

I’ll let you know how it goes.

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(Image by Bludgeoner86.)

My Twitter usage: an update.

Thursday, July 10th, 2008

Back in December, I talked some nonsense about trying not to write 8,000 tweets (i.e. the short messages one sends via Twitter) in the coming year.

Current tweet total for yours truly: 8,194.

Two things:

1. I’ve gotten a lot more out of Twitter than I ever expected I would, and it hasn’t all been fun, games, and procrastinatory self-indulgence. Among other things, Twitter has been useful for introducing me to many influential / nifty people involved in social media, and it’s also helped my blogging considerably, both by giving me new ideas to blog about, and by giving me an excellent outlet for soliciting feedback for (and outright promotion of) my work.

2. After a debauched madcap period of super-high usage, I’ve tapered off my Twitter intensity, as shown in this month-by-month graph from TweetStats.

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That is all.

The Shaq Test.

Sunday, July 6th, 2008
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Before he threw U.S. presidential politics into an uproar in 2000, someone once wrote of Ralph Nader that calling him “a consumer advocate” was like calling Joe DiMaggio “an outfielder”: correct in a limited sense, but hardly explanatory.

Whatever you think of him, Ralph Nader’s real career is as . . . Ralph Nader. Joe DiMaggio wasn’t just the centerfielder for the Yankees, and wasn’t “just” a Hall of Famer, because he was JOE DIMAGGIO.

I’ve come across three very different standout performers who have talked about the desirability of turning yourself into your very own category:

  • Shaquille O’Neal said that you don’t just want to be the best at what you do, you want to get to the point where you’re the only one who even does what you do. (I’m paraphrasing.)
  • Grateful Dead frontman Jerry Garcia said about the same thing: “You do not merely want to be considered just the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones who do what you do.”
  • In this Wired magazine interview, legendary computer scientist Bill Joy said: “I try to work on things that won’t happen unless I do them.”

These men’s success at doing this is evident. Shaquille O’Neal isn’t just a Hall of Fame-caliber basketball center — he’s SHAQ. Jerry Garcia wasn’t just the frontman for a rock band — he was JERRY GARCIA, and his band was more of a cultural phenomenon than a musical act. Bill Joy, within the realms of computer science or Silicon Valley business, needs no introduction whatsoever — he’s just BILL JOY.

Most of us will never be as rich, as famous, or as obviously successful as these three men (or Joe DiMaggio or Ralph Nader, for that matter). But the principle still holds: we should try to develop what’s within us to the point that what we do and who we are are synonymous — and cherished by those who know us.

In other words, when someone comes across something thorny and says, “This is a job for [Your Name Here]” or “I want to see what [Your Name Here] does about this” — THAT’s when you’ll know you’re doing it right.

Oh, and one more thing. It’s quite possible that Shaq never actually said this. To no avail, I’ve looked high and low around the Interwebs trying to find the quote, which I’m sure I read at some point. But you know what? I’m going with it anyway, for two reasons:

  1. I can totally imagine Shaq mumbling it out with that mixture of gravity and take-it-or-leave-it attitude that he has; and
  2. Jerry Garcia and Bill Joy are slightly inferior to Shaquille on this score because they need two words — a first and a last name — to identify them. Shaq needs four letters.

So there you go. How are you doing on The Shaq Test?

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(Photo by Anthony Mumphrey.)

The men’s Wimbledon final: a brief assessment.

Sunday, July 6th, 2008

It was emotionally exhausting, and I didn’t even have a particular favorite.

My wife and I were making giddy exclamations of “Oh!” and “Sheez!” and “Good grief!” as both men rifled returns and winners this way and that.

Federer wasn’t the sniper we knew from a couple of years ago. Nadal was playing at an extraordinarily high level, but there were many chances for Federer to gain himself some daylight with one of his patented, unhittable chalk-dusting shots . . . but he kept hitting into the tape of the net, or six inches wide of true.

Nadal has ratcheted his game up tremendously. When he first came on the scene, with the biceps etc., I wondered if he would be the embodiment of tennis machismo. I was very wrong about that.

Both men played with incredible heart.

In sum: probably the best tennis match I’ve ever watched.

Public Service Announcement

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008

If you find yourself using a wood chisel for an odd job around the house — say, I don’t know, to shave down the top of a door that sticks in its jamb — be sure your non-tool-wielding hand is even farther from the business end of the chisel than you think is reasonably necessary.

Then move it even farther away.

That is all.

Auden on Reading and Writing

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
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Starting ten years ago now, I worked for 18 months in the School of Architecture at UT. During that time, I dug out all kinds of interesting books from the UT library, some of which I was even able to read at my desk during lulls in the day. When I look back over the ledger where I write down the titles of books I read, I’m pleased to see what a varied diet I had in those days.

All of this comes to mind because I rediscovered a photocopy I made of the first two essays in W. H. Auden’s prose collection, The Dyer’s Hand. The pieces are titled “Reading” and “Writing,” and while they contain a few bits of nonsense along the way, they’re full of provocative observations about literature and the roles of poet and critic in the society.

Both essays are composed using freestanding paragraphs, many of them quite short, to express Auden’s judgments on many facets of reading and writing. Not all of these deserve quoting, but Auden’s acuity and the structure of the pieces mean that the essays are full of little gems.

From “READING”:

As readers, most of us, to some degree, are like those urchins who pencil mustaches on the faces of girls in advertisements.

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

If good literary critics are rarer than good poets or novelists, one reason is the nature of human egoism. A poet or a novelist has to learn to be humble in the face of his subject matter which is life in general. But the subject matter of a critic, before which he has to learn to be humble, is made up of authors, that is to say, of human individuals, and this kind of humility is much more difficult to acquire. It is far easier to say — “Life is more important than anything I can say about it” — than to say — “Mr. A’s work is more important than anything I can say about it.”

The one thing I most emphatically do not ask of a critic is that he tell me what I *ought* to approve of or condemn. I have no objection to his telling me what works and authors he likes and dislikes; indeed, it is useful to know this for, from his expressed preferences about works which I have read, I learn how likely I am to agree or disagree with his verdicts on works which I have not. But let him not dare to lay down the law to me. The responsibility for what I choose to read is mine, and nobody else on earth can do it for me.

Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.

Attacking bad books is not only a waste of time but also bad for the character. If I find a book really bad, the only interest I can derive from writing about it has to come from myself, from such display of intelligence, wit, and malice as I can contrive. One cannot review a bad book without showing off.

There is one evil that concerns literature which should never be passed over in silence but be continually publicly attacked, and that is corruption of the language, for writers cannot invent their own language and are dependent upon the language they inherit so that, if it be corrupt, they must be corrupted.

From “WRITING”:

When some obvious booby tells me he has liked a poem of mine, I feel as if I had picked his pocket.

In the course of many centuries a few laborsaving devices have been introduced into the mental kitchen — alcohol, coffee, tobacco, Benzedrine, etc. — but these are very crude, constantly breaking down, and liable to injure the cook.

What makes it difficult for a poet not to tell lies is that, in poetry, all facts and all beliefs cease to be true or false and become interesting possibilities.

The integrity of a writer is more threatened by appeals to his social conscience, his political or religious convictions, than by appeals to his cupidity. It is morally less confusing to be goosed by a traveling salesman than by a bishop.

Some writers confuse authenticity, which they ought always to aim at, with originality, which they should never bother about.

The greatest writer cannot see through a brick wall but, unlike the rest of us, he does not build one.

Poetry is not magic. In so far as poetry, or any other of the arts, can be said to have an ulterior purpose, it is, by telling the truth, to disenchant and disintoxicate.

“The unacknowledged legislators of the world” describes the secret police, not the poets.

As for the nonsense mentioned above, I note this:

Literary gatherings, cocktail parties and the like, are a social nightmare because writers have no “shop” to talk. Lawyers and doctors can entertain each other with stories about interesting cases, about experiences, that is to say, related to their professional interests but yet impersonal and outside themselves. Writers have no impersonal professional interests. The literary equivalent of talking shop would be writers reciting their own work at each other, an unpopular procedure for which only very young writers have the nerve.

The last clause of this paragraph is true, but the rest is not merely inaccurate but ridiculous. I don’t know Auden’s biography well enough to say whether he personally was awkward in social settings, but as a group writers are notorious for talking shop. True, they don’t sit around unpacking all the details of their latest literary efforts; most writers view this as an ideal way to gum up their productive works. But put two writers together at a cocktail party and watch them go on about what things of theirs are coming to press, what they’re working on now, and what they just signed a contract to write; impossible or ideal editors and agents; the horror story or stroke of luck lately experienced by an absent writer; their own desire someday to finally write X; and so on. While they don’t usually lay out the chapter or stanza structure of their current efforts, you can barely shut them up about the profession of writing, and I have no idea what would have led Auden to think otherwise.

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(Image via Wordcarving.)

What was that in yesterday’s mail?

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Why, a book to which I contributed, that’s what.

Celebrate with me, friends. Yesterday I received a box with this two-volume beauty in it:

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The first volume contains my Cold War-esque thoughts on George H. W. Bush and on Computer Technology. For writing those two articles — and my wife was impressed to see that they were long entries, not little tidbits — I got a free copy of the encyclopedia to fondle lovingly and bring out at cocktail parties.

Now, I understand that at $475 it’s not likely to be a big beach read, so I’m not going to tell you to go out and buy your own copy. Heck, I wouldn’t make a penny off of it if you did get that crazy notion. But maybe, someday, when you’re stuck in an out-of-the-way university library waiting for your rendezvous with your spy handler, you can flip open the ol’ Encyclopedia of the Cold War and look for the entries authored by one T. E. Walker.