How much junk do you have in your garage? Your attic? Your basement? Your hall closet? Your desk? Your inbox? Your head? My own answer for myself: still too much, but it’s getting better.
Down the street from a house we used to rent is a carport filled with junk. The carport is attached to a little green house, but you don’t notice the house so much as the boxes, cartons, and other jumbled stuff stacked up in the carport. When I want it to, my morning commute takes me that way, and I like to pass down that street for old times’ sake. The carport pile was already there when we lived in the house four years ago, and since then it has only grown. Among everthing else, there are more plastic buckets and an old piece of exercise equipment — enough extra junk that it has all spilled onto the front porch and an uncovered area beside the carport. But it hasn’t exactly spilled, since the configuration is obviously precise. Only waterproof buckets sit exposed to the weather, and there are walkways through the pile to the doorways. This is tended junk.
To know all is to forgive all, and no doubt if I knew the situation of the people inside, the mess outside would make more sense. Maybe Papa is a packrat but an invalid, and he’s made Mama promise that she won’t throw out any of his “thingsâ€. She humors him. But short of knowing the facts behind this speculation, it’s clear that the people in the house should not do this — should not live like this. Every day that junk sits in plain view brings down their own property values and others’, which can’t make them too popular with the neighbors. The pile is an eyesore, and it must attract rodents and other vermin. It is all kept out of any rain that falls straight down, but otherwise it is hardly protected from the elements. What’s more, if those householders’ experience is like mine, this pile of junk surely damages their psyches. When you weed the physical junk out of your life, you help to weed the mental junk out of your mind. In fact, physical junk is usually, in my experience, merely the outward manifestation of an inward flaw.
But let’s turn the lens around and point it at ourselves. These folks’ flaws are out there for all to see. I have faced some of these same demons, but mostly out of the public view. My junk is hidden from the world, both because I have an enclosed garage and because my greatest accumulations of junk are in my own papers, which are neatly tucked into a groaning file cabinet, and my own mind, which is not-so-neatly stuffed with the mental scree I’ve been carrying around for years.
Last week I went through the stacks in my garage and disposed of two boxes’ worth of material from my high school days. It’s amazing how a skeptical eye and a ready trash can will help you turn two or three boxes of mementos or papers or unsorted crap into half a box of things you actually do want to keep. I’ve been at this project for many months, dribbling through my boxes one by one, turning up fresh garbage to throw away, fresh paper to recycle, fresh donations for Goodwill, even “new†toys for my kids. Just today my children played a game of “Battleship†with their cousin — on the same game set that my sister and I used when we were young. Things like this bring me pleasant memories; other items bring me unpleasant reminders of my foibles or my past failures. Some of the instructive reminders I save, but most I throw away. I had to live through the humiliations of junior high and high school once, so why would I want to do it again? I save the trophies and love letters, but discard the rest.
Somewhere I came across a good idea to help you go through a large assortment of things, whether a desk’s worth or a warehouse’s worth, by a very simple system of binary sorting. First you divide everything into two piles: “trash†and “not trashâ€. That’s pretty straightforward, and it saves you from having to decide the final destination of each non-trash item you encounter. You bin the rubbish and leave the rest in neatish stacks. Then you go back through from the beginning and divide everything into two new piles: “donate†and “don’t donateâ€. You can repeat the process for “delegate†and “don’t delegateâ€, “file†and “don’t fileâ€, “put to use†and “store for laterâ€. Finally you are left with a small stack of things that require real action to solve. Follow this process out to its conclusion et voila — a clean desk, warehouse, garage, . . . or carport.
My short-term goal is to clear one side of my garage so that my wife can park her new car out of the weather. She takes the kids to school in the morning, and it will be more comfortable for them to pile in a car that has been in out of the cold all night. Beyond that, I want the satisfaction of handling every single thing I own and putting it into some sort of filing or storage system, even if that system is imperfect. As it stands, there are still a few areas of the garage that would be labeled “He Be Dragons†on the old maps. I won’t uncover all of them tomorrow (no, not even on the long Thanksgiving weekend), but little by little fills the pot — or, in this case, empties the garage.
I wonder how often the folks who have packed that carport think about all that junk sitting out there. Maybe they are to the point of the morbidly obese person or the problem drinker who is simply beyond caring, ready to die in a condition far from ideal. But I need not wonder about the benefits of my own efforts to clean my garage. It’s such a small thing, you know, to dispose of a box; yet if it be truly a small thing, why do I feel so much relief every time another box is gone? Why does it give me a mild thrill each time I fill the garbage bin yet again with detritus from my bygone days? I think it’s because getting rid of this stuff, and viewing the foibles from my past along the way, helps me to be honest with myself. It reminds me of the dreams I used to have, whether worthy or unworthy. For as long as the boxes sit there unexamined, they fester; as soon as I open them up and clean them out, my mind gets a little freer. So far, this routine has never gotten old: the more I do it, the freer I feel. My wish for the folks with the junky carport is that they, too, will someday feel the same freedom.
What’s the junk in your garage?